hi
name: ryan (u can call me ry if u want)
current usernames: unvversed / shdwcore
birthday: 4/29/07
nonbinary
any prns
est timezone (gmt-4 i think)
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past aliases:
vryan, vryanxo, vryanxoxo, vryanxo_, vry, relapsed, xorelapsed
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socials:
discord server
insta
twitter
(i have other twts but those r secret 🤫)
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stats:
music stats since 2021
every game ive ever played
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adhd, autism
depression haver
major trauma haver
former sh/edtwt member
im chill with literally everyone im so chill
im fucked in the head
i luv lego games ask me abt them
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weird accomplishments mostly due to hyperfixations:
i met dantdm in 2017 with my grandma it was cool (i have the picture but im too lazy to find it)
used to be #1 worldwide for Red Bull Gaming's Tetris M1ND B3NDER limited time game
has done 40 missing assignments in one school day (no proof but trust 🙏)
made a giant flag of a fake country over 100+ hours by coloring 70+ pieces of paper and gluing them to a big sheet of cardboard because google meet didnt have custom backgrounds at the time
(flag)
won $1000 from a rocket league video submission contest with a friend by making a documentary nearly completely researched and scriptwritten by me (that's how i bought my pc !)
used to make rocket league videos with my friend Rocco under his username Villict (not villicit learn to read)
was the first person in the world to find the moai in the Rocket League Neon Fields map (moai are known easter eggs in the game)
i drew lego spiderman in rocket league too (it took 6 hours)
has the only definitive list of all ~100 angry birds games, and has played all of them
is the reason we know what the Psyonix logo actually is (developers of Rocket League)
used to be a semi-professional NES Tetris player
has made the only list ever of every video game to include car soccer in it before rocket league
owns archive server for content pertaining to ps3 game modnation racers
has made over 1400 edits on the ModNation Racers Wiki
100% red dead redemption's campaign in a week
has the world's only Poofesure Biif Remote with an off-center Beef Boss face (i never got a refund)
has made the only definitive spreadsheet of every lego game ever
got the entirety of r/memes to hate me for not liking frozen pizza
Has archived multiple deleted DC The Don songs
Is a moderator for r/DCTheDon99
has 3d modeled the entirety of the lego batman 1 videogame batcave and trophy room
peaked top 100 worldwide for
Kick Door Simulator on Roblox
, peaked top 25 F2P players
(i started grinding out of spite because my little cousin was crying because he wanted robux to get farther in it)
has the wr for most spacebar hits in 5 seconds on a mechanical keyboard
Has a full lore breakdown for the Mr. Swags v. Dankton Glorb Saga
has fully annotated and broken down the legendary Jizzle22116's breakout hits on Genius
peaked #182 worldwide weekly points in Nitro Type (2/20/24)
(profile)
Former Captain of 2-time SWMI Champion Team for Rocket League
Rocket League/SARPBC Historian and Archivist, I know more about the game than 99.99% of the playerbase I can guarantee you that
I have a custom Deadpool Xbox 360
I have done a 1000 race session on Nitro Type (it took 12 hours straight)
currently trying to 100% all 210+* LEGO Games and have been for over a year
top 1000 angry birds classic mighty hoax (episode ii) combined score total
i literally work at a retro game store
peaked top 45 on Horse Plinko Tycoon on Roblox, probably top F2P player
I got 200k views, 10k subs, and got partnered on my first ever YouTube video
1 of the 2 first people to ever get LEGO Creator: Harry Potter running on Windows 11 (shoutout Bear)
First person to ever get LEGO's "Nesquik Promotional Racers CD-Rom1 / CD-Rom2" running on Windows 11 (shoutout SwagKitten)
World Record Speedrunner (Soccer Mania - Complete Story Mode)
more i cant think of
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